MUSIC TO ROB A BRINKS TO

DOOBIES - ROADKILL VOL. 1

[TRACK: SNOW ON THE BLUFF 0:53]

"WE JUST CUT FROM DIFFERENT FABRIC, DISS ME ON THE SONG AND THEY GONE FIND YOU IN THE ATTIC"

THE YEAR IS 2052 AND YOU JUST FOUND SOME OLD DEVICE. ACRCHAIC BUT TOUGH LOOKING.

"IT'S CALL A BOOMBOX"

YOUR AI ASSISTANT SAYS.

WELL WHATEVER IT IS IT'S BLASTING OUT SOME OF THE MOST FOWL SOUNDS YOU'VE EVER HEARD. DRUMS WITH A NECK BREAK SWING.

"GOT A SHORTY IN THE CUT TELL ME TO TRUST, BUT SHE STALKIN ME LIKE BEFORE THE CELERY CUT"

A SORT OF GRUESOME POETRY THAT HAS LONG SINCE BEEN OUTLAWED. THE RAPPERS SEEM TO BE POWERED BY THEIR LACK OF CONCERN FOR OTHERS, A MENACING AURA EMITTING FROM THE SPEAKER BOX AS THE THE "OOOS" CONTINUE TO OOZE FROM THE DEVICE....

[TRACK: KINK 0:00]

GENTLE PIANOS? WAIT, IS THIS SOME SORT OF PROPANDA? HAVE YOU BEEN TRICKED?

[:13]

“I ROCK, I ROLL, MY BODY IS LOSING CONTROL, ERRYBODY ALWAYS DOING THE MOST, ASKIN THE DOCTOR TO LOWER MY DOSE”

A SURGE OF POWER COURSES THROUGH YOU. IT'S ALMOST OTHERWORLDLY. THE PIANOS HAVE TURNED TO GHOSTS AND THE POSESSION HAS BEGUN.

[1:43]

“TWO DIET COKES AND A LARGE NUMBER 3......SHOOT FROM THE HIP LIKE A YOUNG PISTOL PETE”

SURGE OF POWER COURSES THROUGH YOU. IT'S ALMOST OTHERWORLDLY. THE PIANOS HAVE TURNED TO GHOSTS AND THE POSESSION HAS BEGUN. THERE'S NO GOING BACK TO THE OLD WAY NOW. YOUR MIND IS FILLED WITH ROBBING BRINKS TRUCKS AND SNORTING POWDERS YOU HAVENT HEARD OF.

[TRACK: WRECK IT RALPH :00]

WHAT STRANGE AND WONDERFUL DREAM IS THIS? HAVE WE STEPPED THROUGH THE FISH EYE?

[ 1:03]

"PUSH ME TO THE LEDGE I WANNA KNOW JUST HOW IT FEEL"

LOOKING OUT AT THE CITY, YOU WONDER WHAT IT HAS IT ALL BEEN FOR. THE FAMILY LIFE, THE SOLID CAREER. THE NEW WAVES HAVE THOROUGHLY PIERCED YOUR BRAIN SPONGE AND IT ALL SEEMS LIKE A NIGHTMARE OF YOUR OWN DESIGN.

[ 2:36]

"LIL PUP HUMANE SOCIETY, I DONT THINK IMA FACE SOBRIETY"

MEMORIES OF YOUR LOVED ONES BEGIN THE FADE AND PIXELATE. SUCH RENEGADE SOUND WAVES HAVE BROKEN YOU OUT OF YOUR SELF IMPOSED MATRIX. THE CITY LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL.

THE STRINGS SAMPLED TAKE A HOLD OF YOU, IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN GROW WINGS.

ON THREE LET'S JUMP OFF THE ROOF....

GO LISTEN TO ROADKILL VOL. 1 BY DOOBIES HERE

OVERALL RATING:IF THIS IS WHAT DOOBIES ARE SHIT MAN IM HIGH AS FUCK